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Monster : “hey, can we have a drugadict fly a Helicopter below minium altitude with a passenger overload as a modified truck tares around the streets of the city without any protection to civilians and jumping around buildings , just to end up in a beach flying atop people?
BC: “Sure”
Monster: “oh come on let us do it ! Wait! What, you mean it?”
BC: “are you gonna do it or not? We ought to tell the people if you do it”
Monster: “what like without any barriers and shit?”
BC: “what are you, a fucking democrat? If shit goes sideways we figure it out afterwards.”
Boeing: “yo”
Baja California Sur: “yes”
Boeing “... can we crash a large aeroplane in your state We’ll do all safety precautions and like remote cont- ”
BCS: “sure”
Boeing: “wait what”
BCS: “ yeah, do it, just make sure you don’t hit Los Cabos”
Boeing: “seriously, but what if we loose control”
BCS”...”
Boeing: “Seriously?!?”
BCS: “it’s the feds problem, not mine”
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honestly, i would LOVE to read the liability waiver those girls signed
![]() 09/22/2018 at 17:21 |
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Do you speak Spanish?
Lo que psa en Baja se queda en Baja.
![]() 09/22/2018 at 17:52 |
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![]() 09/22/2018 at 20:38 |
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To be fair the helicopter was well within load limits because they picked skinny girls...